Crackerjack Journalism!

Do you have what it takes to deliver the hard-hitting news of the hypergrid!? We don’t either! But if you would like to be a roving reporter for… Please sign up for an account and say hi! We offer a competitive salary of 1050% of the median OpenSim income! ($0) 🙂

Editorial policies.

Just whatever Hyacinth likes or doesn’t like. She pays the bills. Deal.

We will help promote regions and events that are creative and community building. Reasons for refusal would be if it is a place offering a lot of copybotted materials, offensive things like hate speech, racism, etc.. We have to think it’s nice.

Like the other websites with a simlar “news” theme… This is for entertainment purposes only, but making stuff up is SERIOUS BUSINESS! Relax. Enjoy.